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Someone who is on the senior tour now trying to write books in the genre "Humour." A guitar player, bonsai grower, keen cyclist and wine drinker.

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5FDBDACB-79B5-40DE-994D-56FC53BCE455                   Can’t wait…

If you are a scribbler you can get hung up on words or everyday sayings. The following springs to mind: “Can’t wait.”

These two words seem to find their way into a lot of conversations now. For example: “I’m getting my new car tomorrow, can’t wait.

So, does this mean that you are not going to wait until tomorrow but find an alternative instead?      

I met up with an old friend recently and he sadly told me his faithful dog had died. Having been in that position myself, I sympathised with him. He then went on to say he was getting another dog the following week. “Getting the dog next week, can’t wait.” he said.                                                                                                                        

Seeing an opportunity to cheer him up, I thought I would have some fun.                                                                                      

“So what are you going to do?” I asked.      

 “What do you mean?” he replied. 

 “You said you can’t wait!  Just wondering what you plan to do. Are you going to chase the postman (woman) for the next seven days ‘cos you can’t wait!” At this point he gave me a strange look.                                                

  “I know what you could do, you could go down the sea shore and throw a stick in the water then jump in after it because, hey, you can’t wait!

   “Are you about to follow fellow dog walkers with a pooper scooper for a week until your dog arrives, shouting, I’ll get that, because you can’t wait!

He did offer up a chuckle, so, thinking, “My work here is done!” I bid him farewell with the promise I would visit to see his new dog.

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Till next time…bet you can’t wait…….”Stay Cheeky.”




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5FDBDACB-79B5-40DE-994D-56FC53BCE455         Back in the room…

It’s been a while so let me get the excuses out of the way first.

I changed from to and it has been quite a journey that is not finished yet. Anyway, let’s get on with it and I will keep tweeking things until I get it right…

Have any of you been bewildered by some of the postings on social media regarding stuff for sale?

For example:   Wellington boots size 9…need a clean.    

                            Garden tools for sale…need a clean.

                            Wedding dress. Worn twice?…needs a good clean.

                            Golf clubs. Used once…need a clean.

                            Rabbit hutch for sale…needs a good clean.

There would appear to be a shortage of cleaning materials in the country!  I can’t help myself from scouring social media in the hope of finding some hidden gems…

                            Baby portable potty…needs a clean.

                            Condom. Used once…needs a good clean.

                            False teeth. Would suit a pensioner…need a clean.        

                            Cotton buds. Used once…need a clean.        

Oh well, that’s the nonsense over  for now. As usual all my posts are free to share but remain the property of

Till next time, “Stay Cheeky.”                                                              


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5FDBDACB-79B5-40DE-994D-56FC53BCE455                               The movies…

If any of you have been following the Netflix series “The Crown” you will know it is about Her Majesty the Queen and her association with various prime ministers over the years… I worked as an extra or supporting actor as we are now called and I have only just got around to subscribing to Netflix so, as I write, I am slowly getting through the episodes… I was going to write an account of this filming but my pal Matt Lucas, who also worked on the film, recently wrote a great post about this on his site…                               My  reason for getting involved with this is born out of curiosity… Some years ago I did a weeks work on the movie  Bobby Jones Stroke of Genius starring Jim Caviezel (a very nice chap by the way) a story for all you golf fans. I had so much fun doing that film, I promised myself to try and do another. Going back in history is facinating. Just wearing the clothes in any period drama is interesting. ( In bygone days, clothes were very heavy to wear, not like modern materials.) So, take a moment to look at the Matt Lucas web-site and see all the stuff he gets up to…. Meantime, you all… “Stay Cheeky.”


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5FDBDACB-79B5-40DE-994D-56FC53BCE455                        The devil rides again…

A visit to the dentist was called for recently. It is not an unpleasant experience these days but being as how I’m on the senior tour, I can vividly remember the dark days in the sixties when going to the dentist was a scary event. None of your casual chit-chat…“How are we today and what have you been up to?” More likely to have been…“Sit down and let’s see what we can pull out of your mouth!”   (See my chapter…Podger and the dentist…in my book Stay Cheeky ) for a similar experience. I had left my dentist (nice man) a copy of Stay Cheeky the last visit I made and was pleased when he said he had enjoyed it.

Being of the older persuasion I have some old fashioned values and something keeps cropping up on a regular basis…Here’s what happens… I go to bank in the high street to do what ever business is pending:   “Good morning, and how are we today?” she asks. “I am fine,” I reply. “Have you thought about on-line banking?” she continues. “You ask me this every time I come in here!” I say, suddenly aware that the devil that lives on my shoulder was stirring. ” In fact, just the other night I lost a lot of sleep tossing and turning wondering if I should indeed be doing my banking on-line! I’m seriously thinking of getting some therapy!” I heard myself say. She looked at me as if I had just barged in waving a gun and demanding the contents of the safe. “What would happen if I did bank on-line? You would be unemployed, wouldn’t you? and I would not have the pleasure of seeing your lovely smiling face!” I said,  cursing under my breath the little fellow on my shoulder. “Eh! …will that be all. Is there any thing else we can help you with today?” she ventured, shrinking further into her seat. “No, nothing else. Same time next week?” I said with a smile. “Ok!” she replied rather timidly as me and the little fellow on my shoulder swept out of the building…“Shall we go to the butcher next?” I chuckled, asking my imaginary friend… Till next time.

Meantime, you all…Stay Cheeky.

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5FDBDACB-79B5-40DE-994D-56FC53BCE455                Food for thought…

Here’s what happened… My partner was on a flight with two friends after having arranged to meet up in the airport lounge. They had some catching up to do and quickly got down to it.  After a while the stewardess came past with the snacks, on this occasion it was a choice of various panini sandwiches. The choice was made by the three who were still chatting away and after a few minutes my partner looked at the sandwich and mentioned to her chums that she had been given bacon instead of cheese. The stewardess was summoned and asked for it to be exchanged which was done with a smile. A few minutes went past and during a pause in the conversation my partner again said that she had been given another bacon panini instead of cheese.  The stewardess was just about to be called again when a closer inspection of the sandwich revealed that it was cheese that was written on the wrapping, just above the wording… A true story.

As always, a big thank you to all who have downloaded any of my masterpieces. It is much appreciated. To those who haven’t as yet, just go to Amazon and you will see my stuff there or swing past my web site and you will find the links.

It always feels like I’m prostituting myself when I write these posts and…wait a minute! that’s given me an idea on how to move some stock…

Touting for business Colour - CopyMeantime, you all… Stay Cheeky.

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        5FDBDACB-79B5-40DE-994D-56FC53BCE455 Hola from the Costa Blanca…

If you are ever in this part of Spain then you can hardly miss the towering buildings in Benidorm. The TV series gives a pretty accurate description of the hotels and numerous bars that cater for the many that visit here. I have a quick visit here before my travels take me down the coast to Malaga and beyond. Part of my second book “Still Cheeky” is set in and around Benidorm in 1981 with the pretty village of Villa joyosa featuring in the story. Check it out on Amazon or swing past my web-site . “Still Cheeky” is available for download for the amazing price of £2.14 or about 2.80 euros… You may come across my first book “Stay Cheeky” in the library of your hotel. I have left copies in quite a few hotels so that you may enjoy free of charge. In Spanish a library is called Biblioteca. If you are out and about and make a visit to Villa joyosa then try and call at the Valor chocolate factory where you can sample many different variations of their yummy product. My own weakness is a cup of chocolate with Churros… A trip down to the beach will give you a fantastic view of the houses that are painted in various bright colours. It is said that the houses were painted this way so that the fishermen could see their homes from out at sea as they made their way back from a trip.

A huge thanks to the people who have downloaded my books and read all the nonsense that I write about. Your support is very much appreciated and means that I can indulge in the odd tapas and glass of vino. If you are one of those that have bought a book then it would be nice if you left a review. It only takes a minute or two and it means a lot to us scribblers.

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                 5FDBDACB-79B5-40DE-994D-56FC53BCE455Comic greats…

The question was asked recently… “Who are your favourite comedians?” Being as how I’m on the senior tour, I have many. Let’s go back a bit…

Tony Hancock… Spike Milligan… Jimmy Edwards… Phil Silvers… Leonard Rossiter… Arthur Lowe and many many more. Some still with us, some who are not.

I have a short ditty that mentions one true genius in the comedy world. Here’s what happened…

A fellow you may have heard about, had a house, (until recently)  not far from where I live. Anyway, this Mr Connolly had house guests who attended one of our local games. One of those regular guests was Robin Williams… Mr Williams was known to partake in the hill race and this particular year I happened to wander into the field not knowing the race was just about to finish and I was in the path of the runners. I heard a noise and as I turned round I realised that I had nearly tripped up the fellow who I now recognised as the afore mentioned comic genius. He had to side-step me in order to continue his running and I expected a curse for being so stupid. But no, this great man gave me a smile and continued on his way to the finishing line which was in the arena where The Big Yin and the rest of the guests were. As far as I’m aware, I did not cost Robin Williams first place in the race but I didn’t hang around to find out … So, if you ever hear me say, “I once bumped into Robin Williams,” you’ll know the story…

By the way, I’ve written two books and some short stories. I have so many that I’m selling them… … Meantime, you all…Stay Cheeky.

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